Well, there’s a long explanation but the story is funny, especially if you even remotely know my family.
We’re sitting around the dinner table, all 6 of us, which is rare and awesome. Mom wants to examine the new MC ring of our just-graduated sister. They redesigned the rings this year, and it looks more like a signet than….than what they looked like before. So someone joked “don’t want to meet you in a dark alley with that ring on!” and the youngest sister responds, “you’re supposed to hit people with your knuckles, not with the flat part of your hands, because that doesn’t hurt as much.”
Dad joins in, “actually, you’re not supposed to use your fists to hit someone…”
Mom jumps in “yeah, just use a baseball bat!”
Oh, Mother…. you can always count on her to be both wise and witty in any situation.
Oh yeah, I’m leaving today. AUGHSLDJV;NLSFV;LSADKDJF;AKHJ;ALKFJ;SOADF that was my excitement typing. And on that note, I bid you adieu.